Monster who is the very model of a modern... a modern... Sorry, line!

Monster who's never come out this far. There's just so much!

Monster who is back, back again, again

Monster who is feeling all kinds of things they've never felt before

Monster who reassures you it'll be over before you know it

Monster who just needs a couple of stitches and they'll be good to go, honest

Monster who will see you around

Monster who totally gets it

Monster who will get in, sooner or later

Monster who needs you, more than anything they've ever needed.